If i come over, it means nothing
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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