Someone shit on the floor
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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