i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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