belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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