Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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