Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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