Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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