where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
