Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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