I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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