i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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