I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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