shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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