Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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