Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
