I got chris browned last night
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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