how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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