U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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