Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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