This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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