he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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