we're blogging at a bar
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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