haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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