after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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