they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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