Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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