in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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