windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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