Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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