It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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