You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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