Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My pussy is not your playground.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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