no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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