oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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