so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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