You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Randomize
