I'm going to jail i love you
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
