meet me or not, i'm out of control
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My legs feel like baby dolphins
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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