If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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