found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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