I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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