Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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