is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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