Me. At least after what I've been through.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm passing your future prison.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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