I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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