It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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