ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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