you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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