Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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