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There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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