you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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