u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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