I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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