I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
