STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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