i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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