She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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